Taming The Biker (The Biker, #5) By Cassie Alexandra
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The story was missing that spark that makes a book shine and the glue that ties everything together It was just to blah for an MC romance 208 I don t like giving negative reviews but this one was just bad Taylor is a huge Manwhore like I ll sleep with anyone pathetic Manwhore Lauren wasn t any better sleeping with an old dude to pay your bills On second thought these 2 are prefect for each other The premise was supposed to be about her being pregnant but that doesn t even come until 85% into the book And he is mad about it but changes his mind instantly Stupid This felt way too rushed and lacked any character development or emotion I know it s a novella but that doesn t mean it should be this poorly executed 208 
Edited addition in 2021 Soooo someone asked me what the worst book I ever read was.
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Cassie Alexandra also writes under the names site_link Kristen Middleton and site_link K. Taming The bikeriders book L Middleton site_link Nice cover bad book 208 Yuck This book reads like it was written by a Neanderthal Someone needs to explain to the probably male author that the fact that his male lead didn t roofie the female lead s drink himself doesn t make it any less sexual assault 208 FREE on today 10 30 2017 208 2. Taming The bikerland zaragoza 5 stars I don t know what else to say except and I remembered this thought I d bring it back for old times sake Original review Taming the Biker Oh boy Little disclaimer if you get offended easily or really like this book you may not want to read this review It s all in good fun and if you love this book power to you Thank god I made notes throughout this book because I m already starting to forget everything I just read takes a long sip of tea Let s get right into the spoilers shall we Taylor Adams Hero is the kind of guy who 1 Fucks his best friend s mother AND the heroines sister who ends up being the best friends future wife and continues to joke TO that friend about how close he and his mom are and even describes her body 2 Thinks about fucking anything that moves 3 Finds a way to fit pussy into every interaction4 Tail is his nickname because he s had half the town in his bed 5 We re supposed to excuse all of this because he had his heart broken when he was 17 or something. Taming The bikeriders book 6 Fantasizes about slapping the girl that broke his heart7 Calls the heroine a bitch jokingly but still Not cute Oh but its not his fault because his dad said You re too young to be with one girl and Just keep your dick wrapped son and you can put your hands anywhere you want Ok first of all yes you should and no you can t So then poor poor Taylor lives by his equally douchey bestfriend Carters creed Play or be played That is until he meets HeR Lauren Macey Heroine is SpEcIaL why you ask 1 She s not like other girls she wont sleep with a guy until the fourth date except she sleeps with Taylor and it s not even a date LOL so yeah that s pretty much it On a real note though I do respect Lauren for being strong enough to escape the clutches of her jealous rich elderly boyfriend But she s also the girl who buys and takes pregnancy tests you know Just for the hell of it Here are a few honorable mentions of cringe laugh worthy quotes Taylor Looking at you It s hanging all the way across the room You and a friend could play jump rope with the woody that I have right now sweetheart for reference he s talking to a stripper Taylors POV I stuck my right index finger near his nose By the way that was Jenna Laughing he pushed my hand away Wait I m not done I shoved my left finger near his nostril That s Layla You guessed it both strippers Taylors POV Sighing I brushed a lock of hair away from her eyes I d like to stay if that s okay Lauren smiled Yes I should warn you however You fart in your sleep One of the biker guys You got your wish and didn t even have to lay a fucking finger hand on him Yep you read that right And quite possibly the cringiest of allTaylor Not as good as my pretzel in your peanut butter I said wiggling my eyebrows Just don t dip your pretzel into my chocolate she replied Pair everything I just wrote with an off page realization of the hero falling in love with the heroine and you ve got yourself a massive steaming pile of shit Here s how it went from 0 100 The next three weeks Taylor and I spent a lot of time together most of it in my bungalow and having sex Eventually things started getting serious Does the reader get to see any of that Nope Are we expected to just accept that they are madly in love now Yep Nobody was as surprised as I was I love you he said one night holding me in his arms I blinked What did you just say to me He grinned I love you I know it s crazy especially coming from me But its true This whole Bad Boy to Committed thing was done so poorly I honestly couldn t have cared less about the fact that he told her he loved her or even the fact that she s pregnant with his kid For kicks here s how THAT interaction went By the way if you re still reading you are a trooper You bitch he said laughing after he came back up Don t you dare I warned as he moved toward me grinning wickedly Dare what Push me under I m I m pregnant I said. Taming The bikerbund The smile dropped from his face What So in case you guys didn t know you can t swim if you re pregnant But I guess the news had to come out some way So then they decide they are going to be a family and invite his whole biker club over to Mitzy s The mother he fucked place And just out of curiosity Lauren asks So what do bikers like to eat Because bikers aren t human beings and they don t eat the same food we do Taylor replies while grinning wickedly Besides pussy Anything that goes good with beer And then the book just ends On that cliff hanger I mean seriously I need to know what bikers eat Yes I am entirely aware that it s not THAT serious I m not upset that I read it I actually had a great time laughing even if it wasn t the author s intention 1 solid star for me 208 Summer catch up review. Book taming the biker book Safety Gang this is not for you 208 Very short Sometimes that is not an issue but here the story felt cut off right in the middle Not in a cliffhanger there s gonna be way either For example the blurb states that she turns up pregnant and this causes a problem between the two of them In reality that happens at the end of the book and after a brief panic he is totally okay with it So once you find out about the pregnancy you are expecting the story to really take off and it just ends The story was well written and interesting though on the whole 208 Wow what can I say Let s see the story line was absolutely awesome Loved the chemistry between Lauren and Tail Taylor I loved that in a blink of an eye he fell for her People don t believe in love at first sight any I really admired that she used that and to her advantage in this book The love scenes were better than okay but I still wanted with them Then when the tension started with Mark I thought it was really going to get good and then in like two paragraphs it was over and nothing happened I also feel like the ending was a bit rushed as well There was so much potential to flesh out the story with details and catch a reader Overall though the chemistry could be felt between the characters and that is why I gave it four stars Her writing is awesome otherwise There wasn t anything that grabbed me or would make me stop and go back Pretty smooth sailing I hope everyone enjoys it as much or than I did 208 The Hero is a womanizer and no woman escapes him He fucks even the mother of his friend He fucks the heroine s sister too Just breathe and have holes he fucks Our heroine is special LOL and our hero has been watching her since high school and there is an ex who is crazy. Taming The bikerbund Nothing special or that draws attention to the story It will not stay in the memory I have standards I argued What are those They have to have three holes and a set of fun bags laughed Chopper 208
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