Have you ever wondered who makes engine blocks for your vehicle or various do dads on the things you use every day Probably not because YOU DON T CARE How can you be so callous I m not yelling at you It s me not you I have issues This is the story about me and my job working in a factory It covers a week in my life and includes all the drudgery weirdness and insane company policies you would expect from that kind of work environment I tried to make it funny I may have failed But I can assure you that every story in here is true and every conversation actually took place I have changed the names of the people and the company because who needs the hassle of having them threaten my life That s the government s job and the Mafias job Same thing While everything in this book is 100% real I have exaggerated some details for the sake of humor Or as you will come to call it low brow jokes that are as tasteless as a vegan dinner This book is for MATURE ADULTS or those adults who still giggle when their phone battery is at 69 percent It s not for kids even though it may look as if a child wrote it My editor said this about my It is profane and definitely not for everyone But it is funny AF I thought that was very kind of him to say not for everyone instead of not for ANYONE He s a good man If you ve never had to work in an atmosphere like this you may find this book mind opening If you have ever worked in a factory you ll probably relate to a lot of the situations I describe Either way you will gain insight into a life I had lived for most of my adult life That last sentence makes me weep This book contains F BOMBS galore completely ridiculous sexual situations and enough fart and bodily function jokes that would be the envy of any group of 12 year old boys I say this here yet I know at some point someone will complain about the language Don t be that person This is all assuming of course that anyone even bothers to purchase read or review this book But if I can t get rich with juvenile humor then what is the purpose of living at all Buy this book so I don t have to think about that too much It doesn t cost a lot of money and my happiness can be your reward But you don t care do you DAD I mean customers Nothing else to see here I hope you enjoy FACTORY RAT Get A Real Job
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