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Josh Billings Hiz Sayings by Henry Wheeler Shaw The mule is haf hoss and haf Jackass and then kums tu a full stop natur diskovering her mistake Tha weigh akordin tu their heft than enny other kreetur except a crowbar Tha kant hear enny quicker nor further than the hoss yet their ears are big enuff for snow shoes You kan trust them with enny one whose life aint worth enny than the mules The only wa tu keep them into a paster is tu turn them into a medder jineing and let them jump out Tha are reddy for use just as soon as they will du tu abuse Tha haint got enny friends and will live on huckel berry brush with an ockasional chanse at Kanada thissels Tha are a modern invenshun i dont think the Bible deludes tu them at tall Tha sel for money than enny other domestik animile Yu kant tell their age by looking into their mouth enny than you kould a Mexican cannons Tha never hav no dissease that a good club wont heal If tha ever die tha must kum rite tu life agin for i never herd nobody sa ded mule Tha are like sum men very korrupt at harte ive known them tu be good mules for 6 months just tu git a good chanse to kick sumbody I never owned one nor never mean to unless there is a United Staits law passed requiring it The only reason why tha are pashunt is bekause tha are ashamed ov themselfs I have seen eddikated mules in a sirkus Tha kould kick and bite tremenjis I would not sa what I am forced tu sa again the mule if his birth want an outrage and man want tu blame for it Enny man who is willing tu drive a mule ought to be exempt by law from running for the legislatur Tha are the strongest creeturs on earth and heaviest ackording tu their sise I herd tell ov one who fell oph from the tow path on the Eri kanawl and sunk as soon as he touched bottom but he kept rite on towing the boat tu the nex stashun breathing thru his ears which stuck out ov the water about 2 feet 6 inches i did nt see this did but an auctioneer told me ov it and i never knew an auctioneer tu lie unless it was absolutely convenient Josh Billings Hiz Sayings illustrated
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