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Apex Magazine Issue 80 By Jason Sizemore Kindle Edition Science Fiction Fantasy Apex Magazine Issue 80 Apex Magazine is a monthly science fiction, fantasy, and horror magazine featuring original, mind bending short fiction from many of the top pros of the field. New issues are released on the first Tuesday of every month. Extra large Customer Appreciation issue! TABLE OF CONTENTS FICTION The Tomato Thief—Ursula Vernon The Open Hearted—Lettie Prell Soursop—Chikodili Emelumadu Bones of the World—Jennifer Hykes That Lucky Old Sun—Carrie Cuinn Razorback—Ursula Vernon Kutraya’s Skies—Dave Creek Riding Atlas—Ferrett Steinmetz Paper Tigers (Novel Excerpt)—Damien Angelica Walters NONFICTION Interview with Ursula Vernon—Andrea Johnson Interview with Chikodili Emelumadu—Andrea Johnson Interview with Lettie Prell—Andrea Johnson Interview with Matt Davis, Cover Artist—Russell Dickerson An Exploration of Racism in Heart of Darkness—Lucy A. Snyder POETRY RX 200 Series: It’s Everything You Need—Samson Stormcrow Hayes Upside of the Cataclysmic Meteor—Zebulon Huset The Doctor’s Assistant—Anton Rose In the Far Future, Billy Experiences the Most Powerful Drug Known to Man—Greg Leunig Automaton—Bianca Spriggs Maxwell’s Demon—Annie Neugebauer Various Kinds of Wolves—J.J. Hunter Editorial Words from the Editor in Chief — Jason Size

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Mind bending short fiction from many of the top pros of the field New issues are released on the first Tuesday of every month Extra large Customer Appreciation issue TABLE OF CONTENTS FICTION The Tomato Thief Ursula Vernon The Open Hearted Lettie Prell Soursop Chikodili Emelumadu Bones of the World Jennifer Hykes That Lucky Old Sun Carrie Cuinn Razorback Ursula Vernon Kutraya s Skies Dave Creek Riding Atlas Ferrett Steinmetz Paper Tigers Novel Excerpt Damien Angelica Walters NONFICTION Interview with Ursula Vernon Andrea Johnson Interview with Chikodili Emelumadu Andrea Johnson Interview with Lettie Prell Andrea Johnson Interview with Matt Davis.

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And i am eager to read anything she ever writes bring it on read it for yourself here DECEMBER 1 FABLE CHARLES YU DECEMBER 2 THE REAL DEAL ANDY WEIR DECEMBER 3 THE WAYS OF WALLS AND WORDS SABRINA VOURVOULIAS DECEMBER 4 GHOSTS AND EMPTIES LAUREN GROFF DECEMBER 5 THE RETURN OF THE THIN WHITE DUKE NEIL GAIMAN DECEMBER 6 WHEN THE YOGURT TOOK OVER JOHN SCALZI DECEMBER 7 A CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DONNA TARTT DECEMBER 8 DEEP PHILIP PLAIT DECEMBER 9 COOKIE JAR STEPHEN KING DECEMBER 10 THE STORY OF KAO YU PETER S BEAGLE DECEMBER 11 THE HEEBIE JEEBIES ALAN BEARD DECEMBER 12 THE TOMATO THIEF URSULA VERNON DECEMBER 13 THE JAWS THAT BITE.

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THE CLAWS THAT CATCH SEANAN MCGUIRE DECEMBER 14 ROLLING IN THE DEEP JULIO ALEXI GENAO DECEMBER 15 ANTIHYPOXIANT ANDY WEIR DECEMBER 16 THE AMBUSH DONNA TARTT DECEMBER 17 THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A TRAITOR AND A HALF SAVAGE ALIX HARROW DECEMBER 18 THE CHRISTMAS SHOW PAT CADIGAN DECEMBER 19 THE GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAUL CORNELL DECEMBER 20 THE TRAINS THAT CLIMB THE WINTER TREE MICHAEL SWANWICK DECEMBER 21 BLUE IS A DARKNESS WEAKENED BY LIGHT SARAH MCCARRY DECEMBER 22 WATERS OF VERSAILLES KELLY ROBSON DECEMBER 24 DIARY OF AN ASSCAN ANDY WEIR DECEMBER 25 CHANGING MEANINGS SEANAN MCGUIRE DECEMBER 26 SHOGGOTHS IN BLOOM ELIZABETH BEAR DECEMBER 27 THE CARTOGRAPHY OF SUDDEN DEATH CHARLIE JANE ANDERS DECEMBER 28 FRIEDRICH THE SNOW MAN LEWIS SHINER DECEMBER 29 DRESS YOUR MARINES IN WHITE EMMY LAYBOURNE DECEMBER 30 AM I FREE TO GO KATHRYN CRAMER DECEMBER 31 OLD DEAD FUTURES TINA CONNOLLYcome to my blog 254 Grandma Herken was a crusty old bitty She lived on the outskirts of town near the desert A solitary old soul.

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And good writing. Apex magazine issue 80f free download J Hunterhere have a red capor a red shirtin this story you are the prettiest creatureor expendableor bothhave some accessories a fresh baked cakea fresh act of heroisma fresh faced naivet have a pot of butterand the good regard of your fellowshave some good intentionsand trust in your motheryour commanding officerdo as they sayhave an impossible situationwhere grandmother has lost her mindor her bodyor bothhave death or an axe to kill herhave the kindness of strangerscostthe moral of the story isyour fault regardlessand alsono one is safe 254 Ah.

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I was born the son of an unemployed coal miner in a tiny Kentucky Appalachian villa named Big Creek population 400 It s an isolated area with beautiful rolling hills thick forests and country folk I lived in Big Creek until I went to college spending my weekends cruising the Winn Dixie parking lot of ladies partying in my cousin s run down three room trailer and being a member of the bad ass Clay County High School Academic Team. Pdf apex magazine issue 80 pdf College was quite a shock for me Girls Minorities Strip clubs And it didn t help that I attended Transylvania University a fairly snotty but excellent private college in Lexington KY on scholarship no way my family could have sent me otherwise I graduated in the standard four years with a degree I was born the son of an unemployed coal miner in a tiny Kentucky Appalachian villa named Big Creek population 400 It s an isolated area with beautiful rolling hills thick forests and country folk I lived in Big Creek until I went to college spending my weekends cruising the Winn Dixie parking lot of ladies partying in my cousin s run down three room trailer and being a member of the bad ass Clay County High School Academic Team. Kindle Apex Magazine Issue 80 download College was quite a shock for me Girls Minorities Strip clubs And it didn t help that I attended Transylvania University a fairly snotty but excellent private college in Lexington KY on scholarship no way my family could have sent me otherwise I graduated in the standard four years with a degree in Computer Science. Apex magazine issue 80d download In 2004 I decided my life was boring that I no longer needed disposable income and I needed to increase my stress levels I started Apex Publications a small press publisher of science fiction fantasy and horror At first it was just a small print zine then a pro level online zine then books and then ebooks. Apex magazine issue 80 pdf free Also and most importantly I m not the drunkard all those Facebook photos makes me out to be It just happens that cameras are always around when I have libations Honest site_link Apex Magazine Issue 80Apex Magazine is a monthly science fiction fantasy and horror magazine featuring original Cover Artist Russell Dickerson An Exploration of Racism in Heart of Darkness Lucy A Snyder POETRY RX 200 Series It s Everything You Need Samson Stormcrow Hayes Upside of the Cataclysmic Meteor Zebulon Huset The Doctor s Assistant Anton Rose In the Far Future Billy Experiences the Most Powerful Drug Known to Man Greg Leunig Automaton Bianca Spriggs Maxwell s Demon Annie Neugebauer Various Kinds of Wolves J. Apex magazine issue 80j price J Hunter Editorial Words from the Editor in Chief Jason Size Apex Magazine Issue 80WELCOME TO DECEMBER PROJECT last year amy other amy tipped me off to this cool thing she was doing the short story advent calendar where you sign up to this thingie here and you get a free story each day i dropped the ball and by the time i came to my senses it had already sold out so for december project i m going rogue and just reading a free online story a day of my choosing this foolhardy endeavor is going to screw up my already deep in the weeds review backlog so i don t think i will be reviewing each individual story properly i might just do a picture review or if i am feeling wicked motivated i will draw something but i can t be treating each short story like a real book and spending half my day examining and dissecting it so we ll just see what shape this project takes as we go. Pdf apex magazine issue 80 pdf com site and i only have enough at this stage of the game to fill half my calendar that part is no longer true but i am still interested in getting suggestions DECEMBER 23The core of being a witch is that you don t fall down while there s work to be done Sometimes that means you invent work to keep yourself standing upright. Apex magazine issue 80k worth today another spectacular short story by ursula vernon she has such a knack for creating tales that sound like folklore that s been passed down through the generations but are actually just products of her own fertile imagination this one is about the friendship between a witch and a razorback hog and the sacrifices we make for those we love best i absolutely adore her she claimed she would rather get bit by a rattlesnake than the neighbors Grandma s true love was her garden of magnificent juicy tomatoes Why would anyone steal her prized possession nightly while she was dreaming of enjoying a tomato sandwich With wit magic and determination she tries to catch the tomato thief Discovery of a shape changer a mockingbird woman named Marguerite leads to a consultation with the train gods Perhaps the train priest can determine where the world has folded and why train tracks run through it Author Ursula Vernon uses fantasy spirits and mythology to create a short fiction filled with humor and wisdom Having never read the Jackalope Wives I read it as well By reading both stories the colorful life of Grandma Herken was enhanced The Tomato Thief by Ursula Vernon was a fun read 254 The world was hard and fierce but it also contained tomato sandwiches and if that didn t make it a world worth living in your standards were unreasonably high Surprising heartwarming delightful This weird tale about an old lady growing tomatoes is epic than most epic fantasies out there Grandma Harken doesn t like company She lives in the wilderness all by herself because that s the best spot for growing tomatoes And her tomatoes are the best So sweet and juicy She can hardly wait for the moment they are ripe so she can make a tomato sandwich. Apex magazine issue 80 science fiction fantasy pdf And then one tomato is almost ripe It will be ripe tomorrow Grandma prepares thinking of eating it and imagining all the following sensations But then she goes out to pick it and it s missing She refuses to believe it and keeps looking and looking but it s just gone. Book apex magazine issue 80 pdf Someone stole the ripe tomato but they have no idea what they are in for You did not steal an old lady s tomatoes It was rude and also she would destroy you Ha As someone who grew up in a place with amazing tomatoes and now lives in a place where tomatoes taste like plastic I can sympathize with the desire to protect every good tomato. Apex magazine issue 80 pdf free But the thief is not what she expects After a feat of strength cleverness and determination Grandma succeeds Her tomatoes are safe but the Tomato Thief is not and she wants to help Maybe she s kind hearted or probably she just wants the adventure. Apex magazine issue 80gb value And then we are treated to a delightful mix of Native American myths coyotes the desert lizards shapeshifters We even get a guest star appearance from a certain deathless individual from Slavic folklore And train gods Seriously train gods Then I come to Goodreads to write my review and what do I see This story is a sequel I had no idea Grandma Harken is an established character we are already supposed to know and love But this wasn t a problem at all I knew her and loved her from page one 254 Note This review and rating is ONLY for Ursula Vernon s pieces the Hugo award winning novelette The Tomato Thief and a short story Razorback The Tomato ThiefA perfect story for the end of the year Native mythology with classic fairytales and the rise of the railroad can have lovely results For a few moments on New Years Eve in the cold and dark north I was in the hot dry desert baking in the sun I need your old mule Grandma Harken told him The one I like to ride Tomas looked at her gazed briefly heavenward and said That mule died five years ago Abuela Harken Grandma blinked What d he die of Old age said Tomas who was always extremely respectful but had a sense of humor anyway. Short stories apex magazine issue 8000 Truly an engrossing little story full of all my favorite elements determination magic women tough as sinew humor and a feeling of a tale as old as people I read through a number of other reviews and suspect that what some reviewers are missing is a familiarity with both Native myths and with a particular classic fairy tale If you are familiar with the latter Vernon s transformation of it in the New World is clever and enjoyable It s been a while since I read various Native mythology but world origin myths are particularly different and I suspect don t necessarily translate well conceptually There s a section in this that reminds me of those At any rate a fabulous multi layered little read. Apex magazine issue 80k review com razorback Vernon just keeps nailing it with the updated version of familiar bloody folk tale and fairy tale themes in the story of a rural witch who found a kind of solid companionship in a friendly hog Not quite as lyrical as her other stories it has a familiar lead from Vernon short stories a strong stubborn isolated woman of power I appreciate the tale s acknowledgement that there are social risks in that position and that certain men will always see outliers as prey A moving sort of romance and a nice twist to a traditional sort of cost situation There s some interesting self reference in this as the narrator elaborates on several local accounts of what really happened Three and a half rounding up for the bloody sweetness 254 I reread The Tomato Thief since this novelette was nominated for a 2017 Hugo award ETA it won and I ve upped my rating to 5 stars on reread It s a marvelous southwestern desert story with an original mythology that tips its hat to Native American and Russian folklore check out Koschei and it s free online at Apex Magazine Review first posted on Fantasy Literature The Tomato Thief is Ursula Vernon s a sequel to Jackalope Wives her Nebula award winning short story about Grandma Harken and a jackalope woman accidentally trapped in between her shapes by Grandma Harken s moodily attractive grandson Now that her troublesome grandson has been shipped back east she can relax in her desert home and enjoy ripe tomatoes from her garden in peace or not Her prized tomatoes start disappearing from the vine with no footprints or signs to show who or what is the thief She wrapped herself up in a quilt that night and sat in the rocking chair on the back porch We ll see what kind of rat bastard steals an old lady s tomatoes she grumbled Grandma Harken thought of herself as an old lady because she was one That she was tougher than tree roots and barbed wire did not matter You did not steal an old lady s tomatoes It was rude and also she would destroy you It takes a few nights and some creativity to evade the sleep spell that strikes her each night but eventually she sees a shapechanging figure picking her beloved tomatoes But Grandma Harken hides a bit of a soft heart under her gruff exterior and when the thief turns out to be also a victim Grandma Harken once again takes action to solve another person s problem Like Jackalope Wives The Tomato Thief is told in a folksy voice and has a Native American flavored mythology In this sequel the mythology is explored further and takes some unexpected turns My favorites were the train gods who woke when the white men built train tracks across the desert took over the trains and chose as train priests some of the laborers mostly of Chinese descent who had built the tracks p eople who had with toil and tears earned the gods regard The railroad magnates who were furious when their trains developed a mind of their own tried to take back control with the help of the government s armies but after a couple of regiments were eaten by the train gods they changed their minds So Freight got moved or less Sometimes it wound up in the wrong place or was summarily dumped in the middle of nowhere The machines were capricious gods This was part of the reason for the price of coffee They were very good about letters though Anna s grandson was the current train priest and he said that his god thought letters were prayers and moved them as a kind of professional courtesy. 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