You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please) By Andrew Stanek Kindle Edition Mystery You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please) You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please) is a madcap comedy of truly ludicrous proportions. After Nathan Haynes dies, he discovers that the afterlife is run by straight laced bureaucrats, but when he refuses to sign his 21B he is punted back to life in his insane home city of Dead Donkey. He cant rest easy, though the bureaucrats are out to get him and they will put his papers in order, no matter the cost. Will our hero die (again)? Will the bureaucrats trick him into filling the proper forms in? Will Nathan ever get to do his laundry? Find out in You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please)!

Mystery you are dead

This revives the economy as it creates jobs for builders and firefighters from neighboring towns Did you find that funny Neither did I The rest of it is that guy that s been fine so far is now dying again and again with the afterlife sending him back and trying to trick him into signing his death notice. You are dead not big surprise There is a lot of creativity in this little book but sadly it got weighed down by the failed humor Andrew Stanek I don t know why there are so many negative reviews I was pulled in almost immediately I found it to be a parody of life It was amusing that this guy did the total opposite of what most people would do in situations It is a silly nonsensical type of book but I enjoyed it immensely The town seems to be full of odd people I got quite a bit of amusement at the descriptions of the townspeople and the things they do including the game of Muleball Andrew Stanek Did not finish Dull.

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Millennial humorI would be willing to wager that the majority of high reviews of this book were born after 1985 maybe even after 1995 The humor such as it is comes off as vapid. You are dead.c code Do you like Will Ferrell or Jim Carey Is Monty Python too cerebral and sophisticated for you This book is for you But if your intellect requires something beyond things that would make a good Three Stooges episode skip this Andrew Stanek Humor is hard It s even harder to put to paper This book is sadly a proof of that the Author is trying really really REALLY trying to sell the joke The harder he tries the less humor it has though. Mystery you are dead furies Question one how did he make it to adulthood There is a running joke about the made up town he lives in dead donkey that it s the dump to end all dumps so this brings up. You are deaf to the sins of this world Question two how did he survive in a bad neighborhood on his own Anyway a serial killers attacks him actually just politely knocks on the door and asks to shoot him he dies goes on the afterlife. Dead meat epub This is the clever part the afterlife is a bureaucracy and paper work is what runs the universe He needs to sign his death notice for legal reasons but the whole story is started off by him refusing Question three The guy has a serious mental disability that is DOCUMENTED to cloud his judgment Legally he needs a guardian or caretaker to manage his affairs why are they after him to sign anyway A HUGE chunk of the book is detected to describing how insane the town is that it just feels forced the town is full of arsonists so the firefighters are bad tedious and the joke quickly fell very flat Andrew Stanek I so wanted to love this book The first few chapters were very funny and the premise itself had great potential However like so many other attempts at farcical literary comedy the author neglected an actual plot in favor of running gags that got very old very quickly Farce only really works in the context of plot Reversing the precedence of the two almost always results in a work that fails far short of it s potential Sadly while the writing was actually much better than much of what you can find on kindle unlimited it s lack of good plotting failed to deliver on the promise the first few chapters showed Andrew Stanek

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You Are Dead Sign Here Please is a madcap comedy of truly ludicrous proportions After Nathan Haynes dies he discovers that the afterlife is run by straight laced bureaucrats but when he refuses to sign his 21B he is punted back to life in his insane home city of Dead Donkey He can t rest easy though the bureaucrats are out to get him and they will put his papers in order no matter the cost Will our hero die again Will the bureaucrats trick him into filling the proper forms in Will Nathan ever get to do his laundry Find out in You Are Dead Sign Here Please You Are Dead Sign Here Please I m glad I got this free as a promotion on BookBub because I would be disappointed to have paid for it It was billed as something that fans of Hitchhiker s Guide to the Galaxy would like The style was similar too similar It just came off as totally derivative The main character causes problems in the hereafter run by bureaucrats when he refuses to sign a form acknowledging that he is dead The premise sounded funny but it just wasn t executed well at all The author was trying waaayyy too hard to be clever Andrew Stanek By far the stupidest thing I ve read probably in my entire life This book has chapters that don t go with anything and doesn t make any sense I know it s suppose to be a comedy and the synopsis sounded like it could be funny but honestly think it was poorly executed And wasn t funny at all Which was disappointing I don t know it just didn t live up to my expectations Andrew Stanek The author calls this a comedy but it s not funnySilly inane stupid but not funny I don t know why I finished it except I m stubborn that way and I was holding out hope that the punchline would somehow be worth it What the heck was I thinking Andrew Stanek Styled like Douglas AdamsIf you take the Vogon s love of redundant paperwork add a splash of Southpark s incessant killing of Kenny and mix carefully you may have the formula for this book It s silly a quick pace to the writing despite it being bogged down in minute amusing burocratic nonsense that most of the humor is drawn from While it isn t bad it felt like it was trying too hard to be like the almighty intergalactic Guide and I couldn t quite get into it This may be of a fault of the reader than the book but I DNF ed at 44% Andrew Stanek Highly amusingI started reading this one not expecting too much from it but what I got was a great amount of amusing laughs I ve never read anything by this author before but I ll definitely be checking out his other books Andrew Stanek .

: You are dead to me podcast The MC starts off interesting enough he has brain damage that has left him scrambled at any rate he lacks common sense and the basic survival instinct