She had some PASSION for pumpkin spice And so did her fellow Pumpkin Spice sexuals that worked in the Starbucks This isn t a sentient latte but instead it s just a girl who s extra wild about these drinks So wild that she ends up in a three way with the Starbucks employees Who was tending to the store if everyone was f cking in the attic Definitely spicy and definitely a quick read dare I say a great one for fall The smut was smutting but it was only like 30 pages and I m creeped out slightly by these pumpkin spice fanatics I ll never look at a Starbucks the same I say as I m drinking my iced coffee I just bought from there Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte Melissa is SO ready for her first Pumpkin Spice Latte of the season But what she discovers when she takes her first sip is that she is into PSLs on a level she NEVER expected Join her on her voyage of sexual discovery with a few Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
And a whole lot of sensual fun Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice LatteHilarious but points deducted for tricking me into thinking the pumpkin spice latte would be sentient with the the wording of the title CW explicit sexual content Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte No wordsEdit OK Some words Just a hilarious story poking fun at the love for pumpkin spice It isn t meant to actually be sexy or good Just funny That s why it s 5 stars from me Because it is what it is and it was it quite well Dont pick this up thinking I gave it 5 stars for quality though Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte Instagram Threads Facebook TikTokSo I have a weekly challenge called What the Actual Fuck Wednesday.
And it doesn t care. at a starbucks but don t worry guys she s a Pumpkin Spice sexual so it s nothing out of the ordinary the pumpkin spice lattes were victims yes i m saying lattes because there were than 1. 5 starsA WTF novelty My local Starbucks has just put PSL back on their menu for the season and seeing that reminded me of this smutty short story on my TBR list Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte is obviously not meant to be taken seriously and I did enjoy what it has to offer in its short length a woman s obsession for a coffee chain s specialty drink triggering into sexual lust If I were to judge it critically I would say the ending was quite anticlimactic and the hilarity kind of wore off at the halfway point I actually wouldn t mind for it to go on a bit further because it was just starting to tease the idea of a cult parodying the drink s cult status before it abruptly ends Maybe we ll see a sequel someday Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte To all the people hating on this book bite me. We are not talking about the next great American novel here we are talking about a 13 page story that is supposed to make you giggle or in the very least leave you saying FFS what did I read and if it did that I would say this book is a success It is meant to be enjoyed much like a Pumpkin Spice Latte Devour it maybe mention it to friends and then move on Seriously this book had me in a fit of giggles and I loved it Shoutout to my bestie for recommending this book to me I have zero regrets Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte This is only 13 pages long and you should absolutely read it 5 for weirdness and creativity You couldn t have sex with a Starbucks drink or could you Her body wanted that pumpkin spice latte and not just to drink Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte idk what i read but i read it Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte 3 stars 3 5 spice This week for WTF Wednesday you guys got me to read this shall I say perfect fall read for those of you OBSESSED with pumpkin spiceNow I m not a pumpkin spice lover especially not in the sense that Melissa was Girl was dripping the dang drink and sliding that milky cream all over herself IN A ROOM ABOVE THE STARBUCKS I ll give it to her a couple hot baristas where I read and review the weirdest romance and erotica people send my way I can t remember who sent me SEDUCED BY THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE but as soon as I saw it I knew it had to be one of my fall picks Even surprising Somehow it s been out since 2015 and it seems like it s been largely undiscovered. Melissa is obsessed with floaty scarves layered tees braids she found on the internet Taylor Swift and PSLs Oh how she loves PSLs They practically make her horny Despite the short length of this book Pumpkin Spice Latte is mentioned 50 times and Starbucks 17 times Which is honestly pretty ballsy of this author to do Or was this a guerilla marketing attempt like KFC s ill fated TENDER WINGS OF DESIRE Either way it takes product placement to dangerous and potentially hospital inducing levels. When Melissa buys her drink the Starbucks employees are suspiciously hot and her drink is suspiciously sensual After masturbating in public with the PSL cup she finds the two employees watching her which is when they tell her that she s a checks notes pumpkin spice sexual and invite her to join a threesome WHILST STILL IN THE STORE OSHA violations I see you, 5 only because it made me laugh my curiosity seriously got the best of me she poured it all over her body at a starbucks: i m a 100% certain this was written by a millennial don t judge me: i m genuinely curious how this would work Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte viva la bisexualidad supongo Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte
| Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte By Evelyn Cloves |
| English |
| 13 |
| Kindle Edition |
.3. There s not a lot to say about this book It s bad it knows it s bad.
.I ve never been so glad to be lactose intolerant.1 star Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte 2