How Dumb Do They Think I Am? By R. Richard ebook 9781311538314 Science Fiction Fantasy How Dumb Do They Think I Am? Now, down at work, they have a sort of lottery type thing. You buy a ticket for a couple bucks and, if you win, they give you a night on the town with a hooker. You know the type of thing, hit a couple of strip clubs, drink some cheap champagne and get laid. You dont have to play, but guys tend to avoid you in the restrooms if you dont. At least the guys dont let you get behind them in the restroom.You can also choose to win some cash in the lottery instead of a hooker, actually quite a bit of cash.I win the lottery in September just after my 18th birthday. I tell the lottery guy that Im gonna take the cash.The guy who runs the lottery and the union rep brace me. They tell me that I gotta take the hooker. It seems like nobody takes the cash. If I take the cash, the other guys will run me right outta the shop. I gotta take the hooker. They ask me, “Whats the matter with you?”I sigh and tell em that there aint nothin the matter with me. I let em know Im gonna take a hooker. Not the cheap, factory boy bitch the lottery wins me. Instead, Ill set up a weekend cabin in the mountains, with pussy. Ill use the rest of the cash to get me a real high class hooker. I add that the hooker will serve me champagne in bed after I fuck her. Im on a roll here and I say, “Itll be real good champagne too, not the stuff in the strip clubs where you wonder what it tasted like before they removed the varnish with it.” I finish by asking, “You get the picture here, guys?”The guy who runs the lottery looks like he chewed a lemon.The union rep laughs and tells me, “The boys in the shop are gonna get a kick out of your plan!” He grins from ear to ear and continues the analysis; pussy and better pussy out of the same winning ticket. He wants a report from me, on Monday when I get back.I tell em, “Okay, but its gonna be so good I dont think youll be able to stand it!”The word about my plan gets around the shop. Hell, the guys that I work with think Im a fucking genius.Flush with lottery cash I make arrangements for the ho and the cabin. I load my 57 Chevy up with steaks, Idaho potatoes and champagne. I also pack a shotgun. (If you wonder why the shotgun, I been to the hills before!) I have to drive a ways to get to the mountains, but it aint no problem. I got a 400 horsepower 383 cubic inch stroker motor in old paint. I also got a handling package that makes the sports car boys green with envy.I stop at a place in a little college town, where the mountain road comes down to the interstate. I meet up with Phil The Pimp in a coffee shop. He got a college girl ho named Heather. Yeah, that Heather. Turns out that the best sorority in the college where Heather goes has a sort of unusual initiation. The girl has to rent out as a ho for a weekend, sos she can get a little sexual experience. (Apparently Heathers sorority dont want no lame lays in their house.)Now, Heather dont have to fuck me. She also dont have to join the best sorority on campus. If she dont fuck me, she dont get in the sorority. In either case, I know Heather agreed to be a ho, at least for a weekend. I mean were talkin here I done seen her hole card! I play it cool and say hello to Heather like I never seen her before. I get up and Heather, with no real choice, gets up with me. I give her my hand and Heather swallows hard, takes my hand and walks out to my car with me.Oh, Heather will pay back all of the money; shell even let me make a little profit. Heather asks me, “Dont you see, that it cant be this way?”

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How Dumb Do They Think I Am? By R. Richard

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I have 48 novels and over 290 short stories currently published. I spent my early years in the part of Los Angeles known as the South Central I was known as Whi Boy which was sufficient to indentify me in that place Im a skilled kung fu player using a system that I learned from a Korean I knew only as Pak It would be easier to tell you the places that Pak wasnt wanted by the police rather than the places where he was wanted by the police Paks kung fu system augmented by some bits and pieces from some Chinese practicioners is quick and effective or I wouldnt be alive today. I spent my early years in the part of Los Angeles known as the South Central I was known as Whi Boy which was sufficient to indentify me in that place I m a skilled kung fu player using a system that I learned from a Korean I knew only as Pak It would be easier to tell you the places that Pak wasn t wanted by the police rather than the places where he was wanted by the police Pak s kung fu system augmented by some bits and pieces from some Chinese practicioners is quick and effective or I wouldn t be alive today. My early education was mostly obtained by stealing books from the public library I always returned them and the Librarian even began to provide me with reading lists I did go to high schools but I never really learned anything there I eventually graduated from the University of California at Los Angeles UCLA with a degree in mathematics. I work as a Systems Analyst and also make a part of my living as a professional gambler legal in Nevada I write science fiction down at work they have a sort of lottery type thing You buy a ticket for a couple bucks and if you win they give you a night on the town with a hooker You know the type of thing hit a couple of strip clubs drink some cheap champagne and get laid You don t have to play but guys tend to avoid you in the restrooms if you don t At least the guys don t let you get behind them in the restroom. The guy who runs the lottery and the union rep brace me They tell me that I gotta take the hooker It seems like nobody takes the cash If I take the cash the other guys will run me right outta the shop I gotta take the hooker They ask me What s the matter with you I sigh and tell em that there aint nothin the matter with me I let em know I m gonna take a hooker Not the cheap factory boy bitch the lottery wins me Instead I ll set up a weekend cabin in the mountains with pussy I ll use the rest of the cash to get me a real high class hooker I add that the hooker will serve me champagne in bed after I fuck her I m on a roll here and I say It ll be real good champagne too not the stuff in the strip clubs where you wonder what it tasted like before they removed the varnish with it I finish by asking You get the picture here guys The guy who runs the lottery looks like he chewed a lemon. The union rep laughs and tells me The boys in the shop are gonna get a kick out of your plan He grins from ear to ear and continues the analysis pussy and better pussy out of the same winning ticket He wants a report from me on Monday when I get back. I tell em Okay but it s gonna be so good I don t think you ll be able to stand it The word about my plan gets around the shop Hell the guys that I work with think I m a fucking genius. Flush with lottery cash I make arrangements for the ho and the cabin I load my 57 Chevy up with steaks Idaho potatoes and champagne I also pack a shotgun If you wonder why the shotgun I been to the hills before I have to drive a ways to get to the mountains but it aint no problem I got a 400 horsepower 383 cubic inch stroker motor in old paint I also got a handling package that makes the sports car boys green with envy. I stop at a place in a little college town where the mountain road comes down to the interstate I meet up with Phil The Pimp in a coffee shop He got a college girl ho named Heather Yeah that Heather Turns out that the best sorority in the college where Heather goes has a sort of unusual initiation The girl has to rent out as a ho for a weekend sos she can get a little sexual experience Apparently Heather s sorority don t want no lame lays in their house Now Heather don t have to fuck me She also don t have to join the best sorority on campus If she don t fuck me she don t get in the sorority In either case I know Heather agreed to be a ho at least for a weekend I mean we re talkin here I done seen her hole card I play it cool and say hello to Heather like I never seen her before I get up and Heather with no real choice gets up with me I give her my hand and Heather swallows hard takes my hand and walks out to my car with me. Oh Heather will pay back all of the money she ll even let me make a little profit Heather asks me Don t you see that it can t be this way How Dumb Do They Think I Am.

. Im the co author with Sunset Thomas of Anatomy of An Adult Film: My early education was mostly obtained by stealing books from the public library I alway I have 48 novels and over 290 short stories currently published. I m the co author with Sunset Thomas of Anatomy of An Adult Film, You can also choose to win some cash in the lottery instead of a hooker actually quite a bit of cash, I win the lottery in September just after my 18th birthday I tell the lottery guy that I m gonna take the cash